TOP 10 LIST: YOU KNOW YOU AND/OR YOUR GOOD SMOKIN BUDDY HAVE HAD ENOUGH WHEN…

10: YOU PICK PIMPLES (THAT AREN’T REALLY THERE) ALL NIGHT LONG.
9: YOU PICK YOUR GOOD BUDDIES (IMAGINARY) PIMPLES ALL NIGHT LONG.
8: YOUR GOOD BUDDY PICKS YOUR (IMAGINARY) PIMPLES ALL NIGHT LONG…AND YOU LIKE IT!
7: SOMEONE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN (CAUSE HE’S TOO DAMN FAST) HAS TAKEN UP RESIDENCE IN YOUR CLOSET.
6: YOU SPEND HOUR UPON HOUR CLEANING YOUR APARTMENT AND WHEN  YOU’RE  FINALLY  DONE YOU REALIZE YOUR PIPE IS NO LONGER IN YOUR HAND.
5: YOU SPEND MANY HOURS DESTROYING YOUR  APARTMENT, LOOKING FOR YOUR PIPE TO NO AVAIL, AND YOU’RE NOW CERTAIN SOMEBODY HAS TAKEN  IT!
4: THERE ARE PEOPLE LIVING IN THE LIGHT BULB OF YOUR BED SIDE LAMP.
3: YOU BELIEVE THE C.I.A. IS WATCHING YOU SO YOU HIDE IN THE BUSHES WITH A STEAK KNIFE AND WAIT FOR THEM TO COME OUT OF HIDING.
2: AFTER MANY DAYS OF SEARCHING AND 100’S OF ACCUSATIONS YOU FIND YOUR PIPE IN YOUR BACK POCKET.
AND THE #1 WAY YOU KNOW FOR SURE IT’S DEFINITELY TIME TO CRASH…
1: ALL YOUR FRIENDS IN THE ROOM ARE HAVING SIDE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT WHACKIN’ BALLS AND LEAVIN YOU OUT BUT THAT’S OK! YOU DAMN SURE ALREADY KNOW EXACTLY WHO’S BALLS ARE BEING WHACKED, WHO’S WHACKING THEM, AND WHO’S JUST PLAIN WHACKED!

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