I had to become certified in Reasonable Suspicion (drug and alcohol) for my job. It involves taking a 2 hour,  3 part test which is supposed to train you in how to identify an employee that may be intoxicated or high.

I felt like such a loser taking the test while I was high. Then I spent the rest of the day paranoid as fuck, thinking my co-workers that were also trained in it would be able to tell I was high now.

I feel like I passed the tests through life experience…not by reading the material provided. But, how in the hell am I suppose to go about accusing an employee of being high when I always am????